Baldur's Gate Citat

Tiax: None stand where Tiax stands, lest he walk atop them.

Haer'Dalis: Ah, my hound, this city be the great world of commerce! Perhaps we can sell Jaheira?
Jaheira: Cut your wit, bard. The day has been long already, without you adding hours to it.
Haer'Dalis: Cut my wit? Why, certainly, if I could only use your nose's razor edge to perform the task.
Jaheira: Aye, it seems I've sharpened it upon the grindstone of your heart.
Haer'Dalis: Well, my frumpy ptarmigan, I must protest -
Jaheira: 'Methinks thou dost protest too much'. Aye, I can quote the poets too. If you must protest, I respond only to hunger strikes, and, even then, too late.
Haer'Dalis: Oh, <Protagonist>, raven of sympathy! Yon woman is stifling my creativity and stealing thunder from my wit! I swear I cannot work amidst the lashings of her tongue!

Jan: So Viconia, I suppose you must be a drow, eh?
Viconia: Speak not to your betters, surface slave.
Jan: My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty fire, you see.
Viconia: You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you gnome?
Jan: My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips... (sob)... only lips...
Viconia: Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments.
Jan: I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a miserable drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to eat him. A matter of survival, you understand. Nothing personal. He tasted a bit like chicken.
Viconia: [to Protagonist] How is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?
Protagonist: Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-piper, got caught in a nasty flesh golem eating contest...
Jan: Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant, really. You start with a saucer of milk - golems are suckers for milk...
Viconia: I refuse to listen to this.

Feel the burning stare of my HAMSTER and change your ways!

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Boo: *squeak*
Minsc: Boo says "WHAT?"

Minsc: Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and see what falls out!

Minsc: Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details.

You: Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!

Minsc: Fear not! I will inspire you all by charging blindly on!

Minsc: There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least

Cespenar the Imp: Ooo! Shiney ones!

Cespenar the Imp: Oooo... big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?

Cespenar the Imp: Mmm? What's this? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days, he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that.

Lilarcor: Listen beefy, I may be an intelligent sword, but I've had no formal edjumacation.

Lilarcor: I don't know what you have expected, but as a sword I'm pretty one-dimensional in what I waaant!!!

Lilarcor: So, are we gonna kill something now?

Lilarcor: And this is for grandma, who said that I'd never amount to anything bigger than a butterknife!

Cespenar: Oh, what's this? Stale cookie? *munch munch* Yuch, that is no cookie!

Minsc: Minsc will lead with blade and boot. Boo will take care of the details.